Translations are like women. If they are pretty, chances are they won't be very faithful.
-- Steven Seymour

I want to be a guy, but I want to wear a lot of makeup.
--Gwen Stefani

Happiness is the sense that one matters.
--Sarah Trimmer

Your world is a living expression of how you are using and have used your mind
--Earl Nightingale

"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."
--Joan Collins

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
--Ambrose Bierce

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.
--Margaret Thatcher

It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
--Winston Churchill

There is no scarcity of opportunity to make a living
at what you love; there’s only a scarcity of resolve
to make it happen.
Wayne Dyer

Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
--Gladys Browyn Stern